Tuesday, December 22, 2009

On taffeta, zombies and ceremonies:

So, in my random wanderings around the internet whilst I'm trying to figure out what, exactly a girl who has attended a total of four weddings in her life, is supposed to do to plan one of these things, I have noticed two recurring themes.

One:
As a girl, nothing has changed since high school prom. Once you've secured your man, the dress becomes the most important, be-all, end-all function of your life.

Two:
Nobody makes zombie-uprising compliant wedding attire.

That having been noted, upon browsing around Offbeat Bride, I found a wedding ceremony that speaks about zombies.

Will I be using it? No. Did it make me feel better about my own paranoia? You bet it did!

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3 comments:

  1. FrankiDecember 23, 2009 at 11:50 AM

    a)Offbeat Bride is one of my favorite things in the history of ever.

    b)The answer to zombie-uprising compliant attire is simple: a hunting knife in your garter.

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  2. MorganDecember 23, 2009 at 7:45 PM

    Thanks, Franki, very Sidney Bristow.

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  3. JackpotDecember 29, 2009 at 7:19 AM

    *facepaws* what happens later in the ceremony when Nate takes the garter off? Won't the knife fall out?

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