Okay, we'll need to install one of these for the wedding: http://bit.ly/8WwhcU

On taffeta, zombies and ceremonies:

So, in my random wanderings around the internet whilst I'm trying to figure out what, exactly a girl who has attended a total of four weddings in her life, is supposed to do to plan one of these things, I have noticed two recurring themes.

One:

As a girl, nothing has changed since high school prom. Once you've secured your man, the dress becomes the most important, be-all, end-all function of your life.

Two:

Nobody makes zombie-uprising compliant wedding attire.

That having been noted, upon browsing around Offbeat Bride, I found a wedding ceremony that speaks about zombies.

Will I be using it? No. Did it make me feel better about my own paranoia? You bet it did!

*twiddles knobs, tweaks dials. Taps microphone. It squeals.* This thing on? Testing...?